One funny thing people keep saying to me is: "it's going to be soon, I can tell". ....uuuhhh seriously? I've had this baby in me for over ten months....so yea, it's gotta be soon. I'm not a friggin' elephant. Why do people say that? It makes me crazy. I'm 40weeks 6 days pregnant, it can't possibly last much longer. So, thanks Sherlock, I appreciate the insight. Ooohhh, I'm so mean. I'm feeling quite ornery. Can you blame me?
Oh, another charming thing people have started doing is blaming me for still being pregnant....? 'Cuz, you know, I have something to do with whether or not this kid comes out of me. It doesn't matter what kind of weird tricks we use, this kid is not coming out until it's ready. It's not my fault. Trust me, I'm ready to hold the baby in my arms. Or let someone else hold it for a minute! Boy, that'll be nice.
Anyway, here I am all pregnant. I'm smiling because I'm thinking of cake and ice cream, not because I'm having such a nice time lugging around 50+ extra pounds.
If nothing else, I'll be induced by the time I reach 42 weeks. So, at the very latest, I'll be having this baby in eight days. Woo-hoo!! Now, that's something I can cheer about (except it would mean that I would have to be induced, which doesn't please me, but whateves. I'm ready to be done).
Even the dog is bored with me still being pregnant!
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Happy Labor Day!!
Mama
geezy, why don't you have that baby already ;) Just kidding. Love you so much. I am sending all my labor vibes your way. What? Didn't you know I carry around a pocket of labor vibes? hehehehe
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